I am sure that you have heard the
story of how Prince Yowler met his lovely bride Princess Whimbit but
there are a few details that need to be made clear, especially the
part about the magic fish, which wasn't really a magic fish at all
and so I will retell it for you now....
In the city of Catsburg, which is the capital
of Catlandia, there was quite a bustle going on, on account of there
being a coronation being planned. Lord Spoo the High Chamberlain had
just brought in the royal robes of ermine to show the young prince
and to try once more to encourage him to do his princely duty, pick
a bride and settle down to a life of court functions, regal banquets
and the day to day challenge of governing a large principality of
"I just don't see why I have
to be king! I mean I love Catlandia as much as the next mouser but
honestly Spoo, wouldn't anyone be better for this job than me? I mean
I don't know anything about being a good ruler!" Yowler groused
as he looked out the castle window and down into the town. "I
was a good soldier and happy to lead the Knights of Purr into battle
but this is asking too much... even for the love of King Mousebane.
Why do I have to be King?" He scratched behind his ear and looked
out the window again as if sizing up his chances of jumping out and
landing on his feet.
"Now, now, milord, we all have
duties to perform in this life and probably the next, but His Highness,
rest his souls would not have picked you to be king if he didn't think
that you were the chosen one. You passed all the tests with such ease
and grace that I am sure you will be a wonderful ruler once you've
had some practice and as soon as you've picked your queen."
"That's another thing that puzzles
me! Why do I have to get married? I like being single. I was perfectly
happy being a soldier. I need wide-open spaces, my freedom, the life
on the road! I don't want some crabby, naggy furball telling me what
to eat and wear and ‘get those annoying friends’ out of
"Every King in Catlandia has
always picked a Queen before the coronation. There are hundreds of
beautiful, intelligent maidens who all would make wonderful Queens.
You only need to ask. You've never had trouble talking to the ladies
before." Lord Spoo ran a sleek white tipped paw over his glistening
black fur. "Why that little Lady- in-waiting... what was her
name.... Mousette, she was enchanting! Surely she would be an asset
to your reign."
“NO! I would be bored to tears
in days. I am sure that she will make some lucky Tom very happy but
I want more! I want someone... " His voice faded off as he looked
out past the town and down the valley. Lord Spoo coughed discreetly
and smoothed the ermine collar with his paw. Suddenly Prince Yowler's
eyes flashed green and closed to slits. He sprang up on the windowsill
and then twirled around three times chasing his tail like a whirlwind.
The sun shining through his dark brown fur made him almost look golden
as he looked down on the rather shocked older cat.
"I have a plan!" he said slyly,
"a plan that will help me find my mate!" (And buy me a bit
of freedom at that) he thought to himself. "Spoo! Write a letter
for me.... hurry! There are pens and papers on the desk... come on!
the ladies of Catlandia...
Prince Yowler desires a queen who can tell
what's left from what's right
and is clever as well
to answer a riddle, a true paradox
of what all good kittens should find in this box."
Ha, Ha, Yowlha! By the great Dipper of Cream! If you,
dear old friend can find me a lady cat that can answer my riddle than
I will surely have met someone interesting enough to send some time
with.... So post my challenge and as the day is still young and so
am I, you will find me in the royal gardens taking a nap in the sun.”
"The weather is changing fast, Sasha," said
Whimbit, watching the breath from the little pony turn to clouds of
steam in the cold morning air, "It should be winter soon with
you and I on a nice holiday jaunt down to the southern beaches."
Sasha's head bobbed up and down as if in agreement as he pulled the
brightly painted fish cart down the road to Catsburg. "Who knows?
Maybe we will visit the King of Persia again or walk the green gardens
of Mistgard. I'm ready for a change of pace. This farmer life is tough
for a ladycat who is accustomed to more excitement."
Whimbit’s cart pulled into the Town
Square and Sasha headed for their usual spot under a shady oak tree.
Whimbit jumped down and began setting up the shelves of fish and produce
that she raised on her farm during the warm summer months. As she
was setting up the black and green striped awning over the cart she
noticed a large carved wooden box on a pedestal sitting in the middle
of the square.
"Well, well, well... what do
we have here, my friends?" She jumped down and walked over to
the crowd that was forming around the box. It was the size of a large
treasure chest and had wonderful carvings of mighty cats in battle
and angel cats playing trumpets and golden harps. It also had a large
silver padlock encrusted with carnelian and onyx. She read the engraved
inscription on the front panel,
Yowler desires a queen who can tell
what's left from what's right
and is clever as well
to answer a riddle, a true paradox
of what all good kittens should find in this box."
"Ha! So my old friend Yowler is up to his mischief
making ways again. I knew the good life at the palace wouldn't keep
him occupied very long." She scratched the top of her ear where
she had lost the tip of it fighting alongside Yowler in the Badger
Wars. It had healed up with white along the scar giving her an exotic
appearance in contrast to her grey and charcoal fur. She smiled and
went back to packing her fish in ice and getting ready for the bustle
of market day.
"I know exactly what's in that box
... but I am ready for amusement! I will wait and see what tricks
the day unfolds."
It was hours till lunch and the sun was
far from reaching her highest point but Whimbit had sold her last
fish and most of the vegetables, except for a few Brussels sprouts
which cats don't really like anyway. "I don't know why I bother
growing these," she grumbled feeding the last bits to Sasha,
" unless it's because ponies like them, my faithful steed."
She patted him behind the ears and pulled a little packet from a secret
drawer in the back of the cart.
“This is food that cats like! Dried
salmon and cream cakes, a snack fit for a King... or a Queen for that
matter." She laughed to herself and sat down on a nearby bench
to watch the townspeople pass by. After she finished the last few
crumbs she neatly folded the wrapper and put it in her apron pocket.
"Now for a drink of clear water and
home we go...”
She walked over to the public fountain which was
a statue of King Mousebane wrestling Feoder the Fish King, with all
the frogs of Mistgard shooting water out of their mouths which is
an interesting story but not one that I am going to tell you now.
Across the square she could see the crowd of lookseers swarming around
Prince Yowler's box. A large group of finely dressed young cat maidens
had started to line up. They were dressed to their nine lives in satin,
silk and cascades of imported Siamese lace. Some even had the tips
of their whiskers gilded and they glittered in the morning sun. Whimbit
looked down at her patched mud splattered skirt and work stained apron
and picked a few fish scales off the front.
"Hmf! It’s not clothes that make
a lady cat. I bet they have never seen Mistress Sun rise over the
catnip fields of Ramadan. Still I wonder what I would look like all
fine and clean like that, dressed in lace and gold brocade. There
is a picture for you, Mistress Whimbit, at some great ball dressed
like a giant dandelion."
The sound of the fountain was like the rush of the ocean
in cold grey pools of salty fish and Whimbit closed her eyes dreaming
of her adventures in strange and faraway places. She could almost
hear the clear bell-like tones of mercats singing softly of time gone
by, luring unsuspecting travelers to their magic water gardens. Whimbit
shook herself awake. That was the sound of bells! She could hear the
sharp clanging that put fear and fascination into every breathing
cat. Cats are both repelled and drawn to the sound of bells and she
could hear them getting closer.
Around the corner and into the square came
His Royal Meowness Prince Yowler carried on a palanquin carried by
four tawny wildcats. He was proceeded by the castle bell ringers all
dressed in pale blue satin and white gloves. All twenty cats were
carrying two silver bells apiece and playing a stirring march. They
marched around the square twice and finally set Prince Yowler, who
was looking very pleased with himself, I can tell you, down in front
of the mysterious box.
“Ladies and gentlecats, especially
ladies,” said Yowler with a twirl of his tail, “I
greet you with great honor and curiosity. Who knows what is within
this box? Who can tell the mysteries within? I would so like to meet
the lovely maid who is clever enough to divine the truths within this
box that you see before you here! Who will be the first to try?”
Prince Yowler grinned his most winning smile and the sun glinting
off of his shiny white fangs had several young cat maids fainting
in the morning sun. Even Whimbit had to admit he looked very dashing
and handsome in his cream colored silk shirt, tight blue wool breeches
and black eel skin riding boots.
Whimbit looked across the square and ran
both paws across her whiskers. Each contestant looked more beautiful
than the next. Each guess seemed more ludicrous.
"Is it golden treasure?" one
sleek Manx asked.
"Oh no! Something much more precious than that
my sweet." replied Yowler. "Is it diamond and pearls?"
"Oh no!" said the Prince, "Even
something even more rare!" this went on for a bit of time, I
cannot tell you how long it was because I was so busy listening to
the questions. Suddenly Whimbit sprang up and leaped up to the top
of the fountain until she was sitting on the golden nose of King Feoder
the Fish King himself. She yelled good-naturedly across the square.
"Hey! Yowler, I know exactly what's
in the box, you old dog's breath!”
“Oh really, Whimbit? How would a
squinty eyed, lop eared, beak face like you even begin to know what's
in this box?” he laughed back.
“Oh yeah! Mangy tail! I've forgotten
more than you'll ever know, you old saggy bag of fleas!”
The crowd looked puzzled. They were
not used to their ruler carrying on this kind of conversation. Maybe
it was the heat or perhaps the comment about Prince Yowler's tail
but several more young girl cats fainted in their tracks.
“OK Smarty puss... what's in the
box?” Prince Yowler was standing on top of the chest by this
time, his paws on his hips, his tail lashing in the mid morning sun.
"There is nothing in that box, Yowler,"
cried Whimbit over the roar of the fountain, "nothing perhaps
but your freedom, and a lot of hot air." Her tail was puffed
up to twice its normal size and slowly moved from side to side.
"Hmm well... I mean, but..."
Yowler thought fast and furiously, "No! That's not what all good
kittens should find!"
Whimbit rolled her eyes and shouted
"I'll be back three days before Whitsunday
and I will personally show you what all good kittens should
find in that box!" With that she leaped over the heads of the
crowd and on to Sasha's back and was gone before you could say, "Oh
my Ears and Whiskers!"
Down the road, out of the town, and
into the forest the little pony was running so fast that the fish
cart barely touched the ground behind them. Sasha loved to run and
they were halfway home before Whimbit finally reined him in to a brisk
"Whoa there, friend! I almost lost a
furball on that last turn! We need to go riding more often."
Whimbit let out a deep breath and pulled her claws out of the horse
collar. "Sasha, my companion, we are in for adventurous times
ahead, mind my words, we shall not see ordinary days for many weeks
to come!" Sasha let out a whinny that almost sounded like a laugh
and turned off the main road to the path towards home.
Whimbit's fish farm was called Sunpatch.
The white farmhouse, dappled with sunlight shining through the maple
trees that surrounded the front garden, had been built her grandmother
many years before. The fishponds, however, had been built by Whimbit,
herself, dredging up adobe clay from the river bottom and baking the
bricks in the sun. She made raised ponds, some square, some round,
and piped water in from the river to make fountains and waterfalls
to keep the water fresh for the fish and water lilies she grew. The
falling water made all kinds of lovely music. It is really a beautiful
place and I hope that you can see it some day.
"Come on Carrotbreath, How about a
bit of rest and relaxation after a hard days work?” Whimbit
removed Sasha's harness and brushed him down with a good, stiff badger
bristle brush. Then she let him out into the pasture by the river
for a roll in the grass and a drink of cold water.
"That's done," she said, "and
now a some clean up for me to clear my mind so I can plan a little
mischief." She took a dip in the bathing pool, some cats actually
do like to swim, you know, and lay on a large rock in the sun drying
her fur, as pure and clean as the first cat on the first day of the
world. She talked to herself as she groomed the back of her ears,
" What to do, what to do? What is
the answer to that riddle? Rassal-frassel, durn, darn, gum.”
She thought and thought and finally decided to do what all cats do
when they are pondering a large problem; she took a nap. Lying in
the sun looking like a small grey tiger carved from the rock she roamed
far and wide in dream fields until she found the key to her question.
"Ah ha! This will be fun!" Whimbit
thought as she slowly stretched and then sprang into action. Running
into the house, she dressed herself in her fishing clothes, blue trousers
and smock with a pair of rubber hip-wader boots. Then she went downstairs
to the kitchen and opened the little cupboard under the stairs.
"It's in here somewhere." she
mumbled rummaging through all the brooms and brushes. There in the
back, hanging on a hook by a leather strap was a large wooden spatula.
It was carved with symbols of wheels, suns and hearts, ancient writing
and had three copper bands around the handle. The flat part of spatula
was copper plated too, all engraved with vines and a picture of her
grandmother with little fish swimming in a circle around her. This
curious tool was almost as tall as Whimbit and she had a bit of trouble
getting it through the cupboard doorway and out into the kitchen.
After it was polished and oiled and the cobwebs brushed away she took
the spatula and a large fishing creel down to the river and stood
on a rock in the middle of the cold rushing current. She held it high
over her head and said the words that were engraved on the handle.
"Fish, I wish,
when this you see,
please come to me.
I need a scale
from your bright tail!"
"I hope this works, grandmother. I've
always wanted to try this thing out but never had a good reason."
She dipped the copper end down into the green torrent of icy water
and waved it back and forth watching the little currents and eddies
that it made in the flow. Nothing happened for a while, just water
flowing by, dancing and bubbling, cold and clear, dark and deep. Then
the water became lighter; sparkles of sun played on the surface and
it looked as if the whole river bottom was floating towards the top.
Then Whimbit saw that it was hundreds of fish swimming and churning
the water into a froth of droplets and sunshine. Finally the fish
stopped their frenzied motion and settled down into a carpet of gold,
orange, silver and black. All color and kinds of river fish were there,
all sizes too, big, little, plain and spotted. A large silver carp
with black spots slowly moved his way to the front of the rock were
the rather amazed fisher cat was standing.
"Mistress Cat, we answer your call,
serve us that we may serve you." His voice was breathy and thin
as if he had not spoken for a long time. "My name is Errol and
I serve Auric the Golden. We need your help." Whimbit's eyes
narrowed as she stared into the unblinking gaze of the fish at her
"Why do you need my help? I mean,
I eat fish. I'm a cat.”
“Yes, we know. We all eat something. Some of us eat smaller
brethren, some of us eat eggs, and some of us eat plants. It is the
way of the world." His voice had a peculiar flat quality to it,
like water over reeds, smooth and cold.
"But our leader has been trapped in
a mountain pool and we seek your help to right this wrong. We will
gladly pay you whatever you ask."
"Do I look like fish rescue to you?"
asked Whimbit suspiciously. "How do I know you will keep your
word?” The fish looked as confused as a creature with no eyelids
can. They all submerged and appeared to be communicating with each
other. Finally Errol rose to the surface and said,
"We are simple folk with no reason
to lie. We come to you because you called us. You are clever and can
help us. Please help our King. We promise to bring you back to here
safe as we are able."
"Oh great," thought Whimbit,
"Just what I need, talking dinner promising to take me on a journey
to Cats know where. Still, I wonder what I might find...." An
overwhelming curiosity filled her with such wanderlust until she knew
that if she did not help the fish that she would wonder the rest of
her nine lives what might have happened.
"OK Fishface, let's go!"
Two of the largest carp brought a long piece of river grass up from
the bottom in their mouths. Whimbit looped the leather strap from
the spatula over her paw, wrapped both sides of the river grass around
her wrists like reins and stepped on the bobbing fish waiting in front
of her. They soon were moving up the river at an alarming pace. It
was only Whimbit's reluctance at having two water bathes in one day
that kept her balanced on the two swimming mounts. As it was the spray
from the splash of their fins left her damp and cold. They passed
through rock cliffs and fern gullies, dark forests of trees and rolling
green hills. It was late in the afternoon when they finally arrived
at a silent pool surround by willows that hung low over the water.
There was a smaller pool off to the side separated from the river
by a beaver dam made of logs and mud.
"Our King came to this pool to rest
for the night and when he awoke this wall was here. We can hear him
and speak to him but see him we cannot. Oh, help us, best of all cats."
pleaded one of the fish.
Whimbit jumped off her mounts onto the
mud wall, relieved to be on dry land at last. She paced up and down
trying to think of a plan. She could see the great golden Fish King
slowly circling in the murky depths of the pool. He was twice the
size of any fish she had ever seen, twice the size of a large otter.
"So much for just flipping him out
into the river." she thought. "What to do.... what to do?"
She tried moving some of the logs in the dam but the beavers had done
good work and the logs were cemented like stone. She threw a rock
into the pool,
"Hey King!" she cried, peering
into the depths. The Giant Fish slowly rose to the surface and said,
"Thank you for coming, Queen of Cats. I am indebted to you and
your cleverness at rescuing me."
“Well I haven't gotten you out of
this yet, and I am not a Queen. I am a lady farmer, ex soldier, adventure
seeker... just not a Queen, at least not today I'm not." she
grinned and looked at the size of the fish and the size of the wall.
"Hmm, have you tried jumping over
The King thought for a moment and said, "No, I don't believe
I have." He swam around in a circle to build up speed and in
a mighty spray of water and foam leapt over the wall and into the
rolling green river beyond. The splash he made hitting the other side
was taller than a young sapling tree and soaked Whimbit to the skin.
She shook herself off but still looked fairly miserable and wet. The
Fish King swam up and said,
"Thank you so much for saving my life,
you are very clever. We thank you." With that he started to submerge.
"Hey! Get back here! How am I supposed
to get home? And where is my reward?" Whimbit was losing patience
at this point.
“Oh, sorry, I forgot that you do
not swim. I will take you where you want to go myself. Climb upon
“OK, your fishiness, but be careful,
I'm already too wet as it is." The Fish King paused for a moment
to ponder the meaning of her words. "Ah, Yes, Too wet, very funny."
His mouth opened in almost what would be a laugh if fish did that
sort of thing. Flash! They were off, and in two heartbeats they were
by the shore of Sunpatch just as the twilight was beginning to set
"Here you are, Oh Queen of the
Cats, we will give you what you asked for and talk to you no more."
The water churned and boiled with a thousand bright fish thrashing
about and Whimbit was covered with a shower of scales, hundreds and
hundreds until they lay in piles up to her knees. The noise of the
splashing water was deafening and Whimbit thought she might drown
in the brightly colored rain of glittering gold and orange. But suddenly
as it had started all was quiet and as the first star appeared in
the evening sky, she was alone in a sea of huge fish scales, as big
as your thumb, cold and glittering in the last of setting sun.
She shoveled them into bags and dragged
them into the barn, thirteen large bags in all. Then she went into
the house; lit a fire to dry out by and after a nice warm supper of
lizard stew and catnip tea she went to sleep.
Now Prince Yowler was having a different
kind of day altogether. After he had taken a few more guesses as to
what was in the mystery box, which somehow after his meeting with
Whimbit had lost it's amusement for him, he went back with his retinue
to the castle for lunch. All through the wondrous meal of specially
prepared delicacies he felt a small storm of ideas and questions begin
to brew in the back of his mind.
"Just what did she mean by that? Whitsunday
is not till next Spring... What is she going to do? If I know
Whimbit it might be anything and everything.” He fidgeted on
his golden chair, pushed the food around on the plate, folded and
unfolded his fine linen napkin. He tapped his fork against his shiny
white fangs and stared hard out the window. Finally he could sit no
more and that curiosity that effects all cats and pulls them to their
fate like rain to the ground swept over Yowler.
"I must find out what she is up to, saddle up Puddlejumper, No
wait! I'll do it myself!" With that he leapt up and ran all the
way down the banquet table and out the door, leaving behind a table
of courtiers staring with their tongues out.
Down to the castle stables he ran, grabbed
a bridle and saddle blanket from rack and down to the very last stall.
There were many fine ponies in the royal livery, shiny blacks and
pure white Arabians, but none was so special to Prince Yowler as Puddlejumper.
You see, that particular pony was not shiny and fine like the other
mounts. Oh no! She was scraggly and patchy, all orange and brown spots,
big boney knees and long yellow teeth. But Puddlejumper was the fastest
pony in the land when she put her mind to running. Today she was just
tucking into a nice lunch of corn and oat mash when Yowler burst in.
"Come on, scruffy butt, we are going
for a ride." he said. The homely mount looked up through a shaggy
hank of mane and went back to eating.
"Please?" pleaded Yowler, "I
need to find something out! It's important!" The sound of oatcrunching
filled the air. "It's a lovely day! Come on... I'm in a hurry!"
Puddlejumper paused long enough to shake her head and then resumed
"That's it! You stubborn, moth-eaten
mule, I'll ride some other pony, I mean, I thought I'd ask you first
because we go back a long way together, but whatever...." The
munching stopped for just a moment at the word ‘mule’
and then resumed again.
"Now, how far is it to Sunpatch Farm
anyway?" wondered the Prince as he fumbled with the latch on
the next stall over.
Puddlejumper's ears stood straight up.
"Humpf!?" she snorted, sticking her head out the door.
"Oh, so now you want to go? I just
don't understand you sometimes." She reached over and grabbed
the bit of the bridle in her mouth. Yowler fitted the bridle up over
her ears, threw the blanket and saddle over her and cinched it up.
He barely had time to jump on her back before she was out the door
and galloping toward the castle gate. Soon they were thundering down
the road passing riders and wagons, left and right, and into the open
fields of the countryside. Puddlejumper leapt over the garden gate
and into the main pasture before Yowler could stop her. She whinnied
and Sasha came trotting up. They rubbed noses and immediately started
grazing as if that had been their pastime for the last few hours.
Yowler jumped down, scratched behind his ear and said,
"Some faithful steed you are, I thought you
just wanted to go riding with me, fine then... be that way."
He laughed and loosened her saddle cinch.
"I'll just go and find out what
Mistress Whimbit is up to." He walked to the farmhouse only to
find it empty, everything in order, clean and tidy but no sign of
the owner. All around the house, barn and surrounding fields he searched.
Her armor was stored neatly in the storeroom; her sword hung over
the fireplace as always. Her little rowboat was still tied to the
"Where could she have gone?
If she were traveling anywhere at all she would have at least taken
Sasha. The nearest farm is too far for her to go on foot. I hope she
is all right. We haven't had any bandits in this area in years. Still,
I think I will take a look around the forest just to check."
He saddled up a reluctant Puddlejumper and rode off into the dark
woods. It was late that night when he made his way back to Sunpatch.
Seeing the firelight glowing in the window he crept up to steal a
look and was relieved to see Whimbit sound asleep by the fire.
“Well, I wonder what she has
been up to, but my curiosity will wait till tomorrow. Right now I'm
tired and hungry so off to home we go." Puddlejumper snorted
a farewell to her friend, Sasha and carried Yowler home as fast as
she could to a warm bed and lots of dinner.
The next day Prince Yowler had to spend the day
with affairs of state with a visiting delegation of Burmese cats.
But in the back of his mind he promised himself that he would steal
away as soon as possible and spy on Whimbit to see what she was up
to. If he had known what plan she had dreamed up his whiskers would
have curled in sheer admiration at the brilliance of it.
Whimbit woke up very early that morning and raced through her chores,
fed her stock, cleaned the fishponds, and ran back to her workshop
with the first bushel of scales. She sorted them by color and sang
a magic cat song as she worked at her loom weaving the scales into
a fine fabric. A pattern began to develop the more she worked with
intricate scrollwork all around the edges. Because it was magic she
had finished by noon a cloak that would take even a very skillful
weaver years and years to make. She laughed and swung it over her
head, pleased with her creation because although she had used all
thirteen bags of scales it was light as a pair of mittens. She was
fairly pleased with herself too, because all those years of magic
lessons and hard work had paid off. She even had woven a tiny satchel,
the size of envelope, to put it in. So with one flick of her paw she
hid the cape into the little pocket and slung the strap over her shoulder.
She packed a light lunch of chicken wings and catgrass salad and went
to fetch Sasha for a bit of adventure.
They rode through the forest and
towards the mountains to the rookeries of the Crow folk. Whimbit left
Sasha in a hidden grotto where he couldn't be seen by the circling
birds, and told him,
"I'll be back soon, my friend, wait here
and stay quiet."
Sasha didn't have to be told twice because the cries of the crows
overhead were unnerving to the bravest creatures. They were known
for their sharp talons and strong beaks, which were fierce in battle
and in peacetime as well.
Whimbit crept out until she came
to a little clearing between the tall pine trees. She spread the golden
cloak out like a picnic blanket and hid inside a dense thicket to
watch and to wait. Before long a gang of crows had descended upon
the clearing and the air rang with their taunts and screams.
"It's be mine!" "No!
I sawr it furst and wurst." Argh! Not gotten rotten misey licey."
They shrieked and circled diving close and then flapping their greasy
feathers soared upwards again.
"Cawl the King, dirty burty,
this rotten gotten be not for thee, slutty gutty, Bummscumm! Aww!
Aww!” A pair of screeching crows flew off to the rookeries leaving
the rest to fight, peck and scream at each other.
“That's it, my little feathersnacks,
go get your King and show him this prize." Whimbit thought to
herself as she watched the crows through narrow eyes. "They don't
call it a murder of crows for nothing, you smelly bunch of bullies."
A hush fell over the birds as a large
dark shadow passed over the clearing. A huge crow, twice as big as
Whimbit herself landed on the grass and walked up to the glittering
cloak. His yellow eyes bulged with great avarice as he stared at the
shiny bright gold before him.
“Mine! This be mine, mangy
rangy and not yours, hear ye me awl! Awwl! Ye wormy germy scum! Understand
ye my wurds!” He turned to scan the watching trees for any protest.
In a flash, Whimbit pounced upon him, like a streak of pure light
and wrapped him in the cloak and stuffed him in her little satchel.
She held it high over her head and yelled,
"Hear me Crow folk and mark
my words, I have your king and if you wish to see him alive again
you will keep silent! I will return him to you in less than three
days time. Do not follow me or the world will laugh at how a she-cat
ate the King of the Crows for a lark!” She dangled the
little pouch over her grinning mouth to show them her intent and dashed
off before they could speak.
Sasha needed no urging to run like
the rivers in spring back to the safety of the forest. Once under
the cover of the trees overhead, and after Whimbit made sure that
they were not being followed, they slowed down to a trot. Soon they
were safe at home and Whimbit got ready for the second part of her
plan. She took a nice long nap and as soon as it was dark rode into
town. She waited in the shadows until the town square was deserted
and crept out to where the Prince Yowler's box was sitting on the
platform, then silently climbed up and quickly picked the lock with
one sharp claw. In one quick motion she whipped the cloak and the
Crow King out of the pouch and into the box and locked it behind him.
"Sleep pretty birdie, don't
say a word until a she-cat knocks on the box thrice times three."
With that she crept back to her tired mount and they walked home in
the moonlight to a well-deserved night's sleep.
Yowler, on the other paw, could not
sleep. He lay in bed staring at the beams in the ceiling above him
trying not to think about what trick Whimbit was going to play on
him. There had been many pranks over the years; some from him and
some from her, but none puzzled him like this. Finally he decided
that since it was months until Whitsunday that he had plenty of time
to figure it out, so he turned over and tried to nap.
The Luna was still in the night sky
when Whimbit got up. She did her chores and loaded up her fish cart
with all kinds of delicacies and lovely edibles. Then she put on her
best skirt and waistcoat that she had brought from a trading trip
in Persia. Finally she went to her larder and brought out a whole
sack of sweet guppy gum and loaded it in the cart. She told a rather
grumpy Sasha as she hitched up his harness,
"Just one more trip, my friend and I promise that you can
roll in the fields and laze in the sun for the rest of the week."
The bleary eyed pony just snorted and started off on the familiar
path towards town.
It was a busy market day and the
square was crowded. Whimbit's cart was surrounded by crowds of kittens
clamoring for guppy gum that she passed out by the pawful and the
whisper, "You know the King of the Crow's is sleeping in Prince
Yowler' s box! And if I knocked on the box nine times he would wake
up and you could hear him." Soon the word was all over town and
even in the Royal Chambers.
“What! She said what?!!"
shouted Prince Yowler. "This is really too much... although I
wouldn't put it past her. I mean once just because I put the Enchanted
Snake of Moridore in her hunter’s pack she hid the entire Royal
Mouse guards in my hunting lodge. They ate all my stores and wall
hangings before I got them out. However, I must see for myself what
is and what isn't. "
Soon the entire town was packed into the square
with Whimbit sitting on top of the box waiting. Yowler had to run
across the heads of the crowd to get to her. When he got there he
"I didn't expect to see you
so soon, what a pleasant surprise! Now, what's this piffle about The
King of the Crows being here? I don't hear anything." Whimbit
smiled the most satisfied grin and rapped on the box thrice times
three. Loud and harsh the cries of the angry bird rang out,
"Let me free! Out I say Aww!
Yargh! Mff! Rnff!” And other words too nasty to repeat.
"So what say you, good Kittens
of Catsburg? What should be in this box?" Whimbit asked the litter
of kits down in front.
"Oh the Crow King is in there,
yes he is! Open it and let us see! Please, yes, oh please!" they
mewed. She gave a pretty little bow and turned to Prince Yowler with
her eyes glittering like sun on snow. Yowler was laughing very hard
by this time and opened the lock with a big silver key. The lid flew
open and a furious Crow King flew up and out in a shower of thousands
of glimmering scales.
"Fish! Icky sticky, smelly jelly!
Awhl! awh! cawhh!" he swore as he flew up and away. The crowd
was still laughing when he was but a black pinprick in the blue morning
"Well, I guess that answers
any questions I might have about what's right and what's left... So
pick your prize, lady fair, what will you choose?” asked Prince
“Oh, I don't know,” she
said with a twitch of her whiskers, “How about we start with
lunch for me and my noble steed? And then, who knows? Maybe you will
get lucky and I’ll let you tell me a good story."
They all went back to the castle
and had the best meal of the year, and what happened then I am too
full to tell.